I’ll make a list of what I want to say:
1. Yes, I’m an enderman, and I’m finally revealing that.
2. I’m back! After a few days with no wifi, because I just moved.
3. That is not water, it’s dehydrogen. (De-Hydrogen, the opposite of water. Burns humans, feels soothing to endermen.)
4. Now I’m embarrassed from sharing this.
5. Ask me anything about endermen. Have you heard of Ask Enderman on DeviantArt?
I was inspired to make this because the boiler didn’t work in the new house, and the water was freezing, but it was fixed.
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